Alternative diseases

Yesterday we took XY for his first gelato in Richmond (to be fair, he'd already tried some ice cream, but that wasn't quite the same experience...). In the last couple of years, the place has become very popular (and a bit overpriced), so there was a big queue outside the shop. As we were waiting to get in, Marta quickly glanced at the alternative medicine shop in front of the gelateria and as quickly demanded my attention.

And then we spent the next 10 minutes wondering how they would treat the last in the list of the men's problems.